When the tube driver makes an announcement and he has a South African accent.
When my boss ask my opinion in the Monday morning meeting.
Being on the Northern line during the tube strikes.
Preparing your friend to go speed dating.
When a woman sitting on the tube puts away her newspaper when approaching the station, then doesn’t get off.
When my Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Core isn’t perfectly centred.
When a girl tells you that the meaning of her tattoo is “deep”.
When I see a grown woman wearing one of those woolen hats with animal ears.
What I think every time those twins who think the basin is a womb pop up in my newsfeed.