Preparing your friend to go speed dating.
When a woman sitting on the tube puts away her newspaper when approaching the station, then doesn’t get off.
When my Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Core isn’t perfectly centred.
When a girl tells you that the meaning of her tattoo is “deep”.
When I see a grown woman wearing one of those woolen hats with animal ears.
What I think every time those twins who think the basin is a womb pop up in my newsfeed.
Coming home from a “networking” event on a Thursday night and waking up my flatmate.