When a girl tells you that the meaning of her tattoo is “deep”.
When I see a grown woman wearing one of those woolen hats with animal ears.
What I think every time those twins who think the basin is a womb pop up in my newsfeed.
Coming home from a “networking” event on a Thursday night and waking up my flatmate.
When I get to a concert early to get the perfect spot and five minutes before the show starts, an eight-foot freak of nature with an afro pushes in front of me.
Going to Byron after my eight day cleanse.
Running down Oxford Street when I’m late for work.
When I see someone go through the tube barrier before me on a ‘child’s’ ticket at 11pm on a school night.