Absolutely Zoe

Creating silly things to make myself (and sometimes other people) laugh.
Preparing your friend to go speed dating.

Preparing your friend to go speed dating.

When a woman sitting on the tube puts away her newspaper when approaching the station, then doesn’t get off.

When a woman sitting on the tube puts away her newspaper when approaching the station, then doesn’t get off.

When my Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Core isn’t perfectly centred.

When my Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Core isn’t perfectly centred.

When a girl tells you that the meaning of her tattoo is “deep”.

When a girl tells you that the meaning of her tattoo is “deep”.

When I see a grown woman wearing one of those woolen hats with animal ears.

When I see a grown woman wearing one of those woolen hats with animal ears.

What I think every time those twins who think the basin is a womb pop up in my newsfeed.

What I think every time those twins who think the basin is a womb pop up in my newsfeed.

Coming home from a “networking” event on a Thursday night and waking up my flatmate.

Coming home from a “networking” event on a Thursday night and waking up my flatmate.